January

It’s an important month considering it’s just after Christmas most people find it depressing but it is actually National egg a house day, where through the whole month you can egg someone’s house or be egged.
It’s meant to cheer you up since it’s a depressing month.

James:”Why has my house got eggs all over it?”
Sam:”Because it’s January, National Egg A House Day!”
James:”Oh that makes sense.”

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ur mum

person1: *insert awkward question or conversation*

person2: “ur mum”