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(adj.)
when any noun (person/place/thing/act/event/etc) is so epic that it would cause one to orgasm
Ruko: Hey, did you see Joan's jizz shirt today?
Hiro: It's as if she's not wearing ANYTHING...SO jizz.
Ruko: Yo, you goin' to that jizz party tonight?
Hiro: I don't know man, if Joan's coming...then maybe
Ruko: Coming? You bet!
Hiro: Jizz.
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A Religious affiliation of believers for Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance. An organization publicized by Facebook's group application.
The Way Pamphlets read as follows:
He has sung unto us the divine path on which we, His loving followers, shall accompany Him on.
This, my sisters and my brothers, is The Way.
Their taglines include:
"The Way welcomes all new members with a chemical embrace."
"The Way or the highway."
"Three Cheers for The Way."
"THATTAWAY!"
Members of The Way is known to make references to My Chemical Romance songs to purify their day-to-day living, and to also strengthen their faith.
Cecilia (Pamphlet Hander-outer):
"My sisters and brothers let us pray
For He shall save us from decay
Follow His guidance don't delay
Invite others to join The Way today."
Steven: Um, I'm already a member of the church...
Cecilia: Now I know, that I can't make you stay.
But where's your heart?
Steven: I'm sorry, I don't think you understood me. I have to go now.
Cecilia: TRUST ME!
Steven (to friend): Yo, that chick is crazy. What the hell?
Friend: It's not the church, it's The Way. No man, you're not in this alone, let me break this awkward silence.
Cecilia: My brother...
Steven: Oh my god, you're one of them?!
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A combination of Kung-fu, a Chinese martial art; and Confucius, a Chinese philosopher. It is a diss aimed toward fellow yellows to tell each other they have no skill. In rare occasions it expresses admiration toward one Asian and is used as a proper noun. It is pronounced with an Asian accent, while still keeping a gangster-ness to it. It is used most often within a crowd of Asians (AZN) or by a White person who has no clue what they're saying and thinks they're Asian and/or Black.
Brian: Yo you ain't got no Kung-fu Shiss. What you tryin' to prove?
Mr.Cho: ...
OR
Ms.Lee: You're the bomb-diggety Kung-fu Shiss.
Kung-fu Shiss: Hell yes.
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