Cactiss

It’s like a cat and a cactus

Wow man that’s a cactiss

Summermoxham

The one girl at school that is kinda scary but no one tells her because here afraid she’s gonna slam them into a locker and you know kill you but she’s a good one to have around cause she’s like a cat she’ll pounce at anytime and rip your face off

Oh fuck that bitch is being a summermoxham cause I told her I don’t like her

nonaplaphin

Nonaplaphin is where your just not having a good time and you just wanna kill somone so fuming bad but people are just tying to make you happy

Omg Johnny is being such a nonaplaphin and just won’t chear up

Johnny : people just won’t leave me alone and I just want to stab them

Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

3👍 3👎

Cam

Cam is the sweetest guy ever he’s a hottie and fucks for hours on end once this bitch came up to me and said that cam work break my heart but she lied I’m preggo with his kid but he doesn’t know I love him tho

Cam is a great guy I’m so lucky and I love that he cheats on me cause it’s kinda kinky

8👍 7👎