Kyle

A quirky fellow that will have a full conversation with the scammers that randomly text him. He’ll create wonderfully colorful backstories to confuse and annoy the would be scammer and then send follow up texts in the days following. Kyle’s will also refer to things that happen “the other day” even if it happened years prior. Kyle’s typically have a very normal sized yet wonderfully shaped penis that will make his partner climax several times while wailing like a banshee. If you bring a Kyle home make sure your roommates are out or you may have to share him.

Elisabeth, “ I brought a Kyle home last night and woke my neighbors”