Coat hanger

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

Coathanger

Coathanger

He gave her a coathanger , because intententional abortion is the act of a true Republicans rem sadist.

Remy

Remy is a beautiful rainbow.

“Don’t luck under Remy for a pot of gold.”

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Chattanooga choo choo

He was happy to call her choo choo, until he realized the rem-rim was chugging behind him with HIV, and singing the Chattanooga choo choo.

Small potatoes

Not a big deal

After a fuck she enjoys arsenic in small potatoes.

Titleseven

What a Remy gives a girl when he doesn’t give a shit.

“I only dated you for a second, I’ll titleseven kick you InThe stomach before I wear a condom.” *The reason why there are so many Remys.

California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”