flaming heebie jeebies

The third and final stage of a stomach flu when your asshole burns so bad that you scream out loud when the watery shit shoots out. Stage one, the hershey squirts, stage two, dribbling jeestas.

Charlie: Hey Ron, why are you walking so funny.

Ron: You know that stomach flu that hit me, it's at the flaming heebie jeebies stage. One more shit and I'll die.

brown down under

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

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leg room

Extra room in a pair of pants to accomodate an enormous penis.

Mary: Hey Sue, check out Joe, he looks different.

Sue: That's because he has leg room in those pants. You can't see the bulge from his enormous penis.

Mary: I pefer his skinny jeans

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