head room

The amount of space available in a motor vechicle for a blow job.

Pete: Hey Jack nice truck.

Jack: Thanks for noticing. I had to get rid of the other one because of the lack of head room. The bench seat in this new one provides all the room Sheila needs.

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dribbling jeestas

The second phase of a bad case of the stomach flu. Phase one, the hershey squirts have calmed down to occasional bouts of the runs. Phase three, the flaming heebee jeebies has yet to begin.

Bill: Hey John, you look like shit.

John: Yea, I've got the shits real bad. Must be a stomach flu. I'm past the hershey squirts and into the dribbling jeestas.

Bill: Oh man, Ifeel for you. You know the flaming heebie jeebies are next.

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