Caggie

A developing cougar; often known to roam the streets of populated areas, most likely to seek out its pray, the hare. Due to a limited supply of hare, caggies and their relative species must fight to the death in order to claim a hare. They are currently endangered, due to excessive poaching from teenage girls via Internet.

"I saw a wild caggie today."
"Be thankful you're alive! I heard even the sound of its hideous name can cause the loss of all five senses!"

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