jayzlenut

Dreamy cocktail...double Frangelico, double Kahlua, single vody, dash of milk + little bit of Jay = voila

That’s a decent Jayzlenut

Wine and 69 Day

If a woman treats her man special on Valentine's Day, then he will treat her special two months later on April 14th. Since women don't want flowers or teddy bears, her special day consists of a glass of vino and some 69!

Keelie: Do you know what day it is today?

Kat: It’s wine and 69 day Keelie. I hope Dave has got some Savvy B chilling the fridge

Spunk Sparkles

When a guy blows his load over your face whilst getting down and dirty at a festival and immediately throws glitter at you making you 'festival ready'.

Also known as jizz jazzles.

Also known as a cummonball.

Kevin gave me a face full of spunk sparkles last night