shit clock

the amount of time you're in the restroom before people realize you're taking a shit.

I was at this chicks house and I really had to shit. I tried to beat the shit clock but I didn't make it. she totally knew.

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the candy cane

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.

she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.

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Birdbath

Achieved by taking your lady friend from behind, either on her knees or stomach. One pulls out prior to busting, aiming their shaft in the direction of the small of her back and proceeds to unload. The small of her back will cup the load allowing a pooling effect which is known as a birdbath.

“three guys later, her birdbath overflowed and ran down the side of her leg.”

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