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The new, latest evolution of the emo subculture. Characterised by the ritual mutilation of the scrotum with a knife. Ballcutters are seen as "hardcore" by their emo contemporaries, as they despise their 'masculinity' so much that they're willing to carve any remnant of it. Although the dangers of ballcutting are many (some of the more serious including sexual dysfunction and infertility), most Ballcutters seem to proceed obliviously, believing these issues pose no real issue to their current sex lives.
Emo Boy: Hey man, are you having your period?
Ballcutter: Dude I'm a guy. You gotta start going to Health class.
Emo Boy: Well why are you bleeding out of your crotch?
Ballcutter: Oh I'm a ballcutter.
Emo Boy: Huh?
Ballcutter: Yeah my parents fully don't understand me, and my teachers don't respect my individuality, so I decided the only way to express myself emotionally was to lacerate my scrotum.
Emo Boy: Wow man, that's deep. You gonna write some poetry about it?
Ballcutter: Pfft. Poetry is for fags. I'm going to take some pictures of my ballsack and stick them on Myspace.
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Southern Australian slang for group masturbation. Generally performed by teenage boys between 13-16 years of age, this is a bonding session that helps the boys become more comfortable with their bodies and their sexuality. "Break times" are usually held in one of the boy's bedrooms, unknown to their parents. As the boys get older they grow less dependant on their group masturbation buddies and start experimenting with sex and porn.
"Hey Fabio, want to join us for some break time tonight?"
"I'm only eight!"
"Thats okay, we're experimenting with paedophila today."
"Oh. Neat."
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When a person with diarrhoea is invited into the bedroom. Said person will defecate into a milkshake glass from which the two partners will drink from. The frothy residue left on the upper lip is referred to as a "Muddy Sanchez". Popular in Mexico.
Note: Diarrhoea best drunk at room temperature, for the added hit of freshness.
Woman: Hey, how have you been?
Man: How ARE you!
*the two kiss*
Woman: Wow, nice moustache! How long did it take to grow it?
Man: Oh this? Oh that's just my Muddy Sanchez.
Woman: Your what?
Man: Oh, I was drinking some diarrhoea earlier this morning from a milkshake glass.
Woman: ...... stay away from my children.
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A Vo is a nocturnal emo person that may or may not be cutting themself at this very moment. Likes Myspace and hates minorities.
Man 1: Hey, check out that Vo over there!
Man 2: Dude that's not a Vo, it's 11:30 in the morning.
Man 1: My bad.
Man 2: You're so goddamn stupid!
Man 1: Look it's not my fault, my parents tried to suffocate me with a pillow.
Man 2: God, here you go, bringing the pillow into it again. Let it GO!
Man 1: That's what dad said as he was trying to suffocate me!
Man 2: Oh man, let's go, Vo's coming.
Man 1: That's gross.
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