tile technique

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

Alcoholic

Probably a kid named Nathan… we all know an alcoholic named Nathan. Nathan’s are typically the funnest alcoholics though, always down for anything; they would go anywhere with you and do anything. Especially if their last name starts with a K.

Bro, did you see Nathan K. last night, he’s an alcoholic, but so fun!

cornfed cornbread

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"

That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass