Like Bender

A period of time or situation in which any person is compelled to like any/all comments, statuses, pictures etc on a person's profile in a social networking site.

Man:" Hey man last night that chick we met was liking everything on my profile haha."

Other man:"Dude she must have been on a Like Bender."

Well done

The reply you give to someone either online or verbally; in order to show that you clearly aren't listening and/or don't care.

Man:"Dude! I just unlocked a tonne of COD achievements!!!"

Woman:"Well done."

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Trolley Tetris

When one or more people try to fit all their shopping from the till into their shopping trolley so they fit tidily and flat. This can sometimes occur as a competition for a better corner etc.

Man:"I always hate going shopping with my family man; I always end up playing trolley tetris with my brother."

T.I.L.T.

Tart I'd like to tape (porn). This defines someone's hotness according to if you would involve them in a pornographic movie.

Man: Oh mate, that girl was so hot! A total T.I.L.T.!

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Yawn Porn

Anything that is boring, tiring or physically draining.

Man:"Talkin to Dave last night, talk about Yawn Porn!

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google

The answer to all your problems.

Woman:"If I ever need to know something, I just go on google."

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