Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.

1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”

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