jyimmerish

When someone acts in a highly obnoxious manner while high.

Jared was freak'n jyimmerish last night. He was slurring Napolean Dynamite quotes for hours.

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PDGay

An outward display of homosexual affection in the public eye.

"Dude, I'm not a homophobe, but I still think PDGay is wicked gross."
"Unless they're hott lesbians, right?"
"Of course. I'm not gay."

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skeezbag

A whore, tramp, skank, uber-slut; a gangelion of termagentcy.

you had sex with a car you skeezbag!

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Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

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Ass Fever

1. Condiction following arousal in a female in which the ba-donka-donk becomes exceedingly warm.

syn. crotch heat

I gotta meat themometer fo' yo ass fever, biotch!

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betwuangled

To accidently cover one's finger(s) in a condiment. twaunge

Oh shit. I bwtaungled myself.

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crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

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