pulling a billy

Pulling a billy is when you spell a word incorrectly or do not punctuate it. To save yourself from complete shame you say something along the lines of "oh SH** i just pulled a billy".
The name billy is used for this phrase, because recent studies show that if you have the name "billy" you are 4% more likely to have difficulties with spelling than with any other name. This study also showed that the average I.Q. for someone called billy was just 12, 8 lower than the 2nd lowest, Andrew.

.....Pulling a billy.....

Reasonably cool person - "hi"

Cool person - "hi"

Reasonably cool person - "We both said hi didn't we? Conwincidence, I think not!"

Reasonably cool person - "Oh shit i just pulled a Billy didn't I?"

Cool Person - "yep!" *face palms*

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