Chasing Chewbacca

Much as heroin users 'chase the dragon' in an attempt to fully satisfy their appetite, marijuana smokers 'chase Chewbacca' in an attempt to achieve their goal. Problem is, tolerance builds up and it the dragon and Chewbacca become elusive and harder and harder to find. Hence, they are 'chased.' 'Chasing Chewy' is often used as well.

Dang. I'm been blazing all day but I'm still chasing Chewbacca. This sucks.

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Chesapeake Buzzard Spider

A manifestation of arachnophobia that involves sprinting in terror through a bamboo grove while you are being chucked at.

Man, those Chesapeake Buzzard Spiders really got a reaction! Those kids looked petrified.

Chris George

To be a wealthy religious person who acts as if Jesus' teachings were to take from the poor, crush non-believers and disparagingly insult anyone and everyone who thinks otherwise.

Don't be so duplicitous - you're acting like a real Chris George.

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obitu-gasm

Collective or individual mourning of a public figure that involves a proliferation of RIPs, memes, and still pictures which allow individuals express their sense of loss - be it performative, hyperbolic, superficial, or some combination there of.

The nation’s outpouring of grief over the loss of Betty White is as cathartic as it is obitu-gasmic.

Nugent

Massachusetts has it's Massholes but the Great Lake State has no such pejorative. Until now. An asshole from Michigan, anywhere really, can and should be called a Nugent. Nuge works too if you are in a hurry.

Stop doing Jaeger shots, dude. They turn you into a Nugent - a total asshole - and people hate you for it.

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