creamshare

When two people on a video call, whether it be on Discord, FaceTime, etc, jack off to eachother.

P1: “wanna call”
P2: “sorry im in a creamshare session with my girlfriend rn”
P1: “freaky ass mf”

Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT