Harry Catchpole

The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around

Person 1 : wow I love a guy that’s over 6ft tall
Person 2: yeah me too but only if they aren’t a Harry Catchpole