urbavore

any city dwelling human who totally relies on the service industry of grocery, restaurant, corner market or fast food to eat. . . and would be totally lost and eventually die from either eating raw roadkill or shot for stealing food from someone else if the service industry were to fail.

urbavores, though able to make meals, are unable to hunt, kill and clean any animal and most likely cannot grow their own vegetables or fruits properly, and would have died off even less than one hundred years ago.

Chuck - I see you went to McDonalds, again, for dinner.

Steve - I got the Big Mac with fries this time. . . the quarter pounder can be so bad for you.

Chuck - You are most definetely an urbavore. . . you're lucky it isnt 1859 or I'd shoot you in my garden. . . if a bear didn't eat you first.

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florista

word used to describe a hippie protestor who can be loud and proud even though unsure of why and certainly uncabable of physical anything.

Rosepetal - Down with the establishment! Down with tradition!

Cop 1 - Look at the floristas. . . raise your baton.

Rosepetal - Ah! RUN!!!

Cop 2 - Ha! Good one.

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principle

n., positive

when there are too many bad students and there is only one principled person, the Principle.

a high number of brats, thugs, haters are more numerous and negative, but the principle is positive. he leads by example and is good and helpful.

to be above the crowd, yet it is not important what other people think about you.

Easy Slick - you man, i'm cut'n class again today, i dont need this stuff!

Principle - you should be in school and going to class and learning something instead of just get'n your kicks. . . . and whats with the easy slick, you're white!

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FIslam

fuck islam

eddy - hey man, what you do'n in new york?

carl - i'm protesting the damn mosque at ground zero, FIslam!!!

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anti-Midas touch

as opposed to the Midas touch where everything touched turns to gold... the anti midas touches everything that turns to shit.

coined by B.A. Seale after living with the human farm animal known as Boomer, who could break, soil, or ruin anything and everything he touched.

Mark - Hey Brian, I heard Boomer ate all the taco meat, went out and got drunk, and then wrecked your truck over a telephone connector box and into the porch of some guys house?!

Brian - It's all true, he definetely has the anti-midas touch.

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horse collar

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.

Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!

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judgelite

when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.

antonym - shallow

Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"

Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!