judgelite

when a person makes a bold judgement about someone or something but really doesn't know 99% of what the subject really is.

antonym - shallow

Rex - Hey, look, that guy fell on stage what a dumbass, how did he get that gig?"

Mark - That's Audey Murhpy, he's a war hero and the stage is wet. . . dont be judgelite!

blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

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Donner luck

the most absolute worst luck ever... EVER!!!

taken from the 1846 cross country trek to california by not only the Donners, but several other families, only most of the Donner's died, snowed in the sierra mountains, after mising making the mountain pass BY ONE DAY after months of traveling.

there were several families and even tho about half of the 80 + party died, the Donner's suffered the most... oh, and there were episodes of cannibalism.

Jake and Joe watch their friend Gerby fall off his bike and then roll down a steep hill into cactus.

Jake - Damn, Gerby could have at least stayed on the trail when he wrecked.

Joe - Yeah, but he has Donner luck, if he's gonna fall, he's gonna fall on the only broken glass or thorn bush within 50 miles.

FObama

as in, F Obama!

Ernie - Obama has refused international assistance in the Gulf oil blow-out.

Bert - Man, FObama!

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tax-me minimalist

any person who is aware of poverty and yet romanticizes living in poverty on purpose. . . doing the minimal doings to collect government entitlements and welfare and underestimate his/her danger living with like people

erin - did you hear john lives downtown now?

pete - no way! why didnt he stay in construction?

erin - he's a self martyr.

pete - he's one of them tax-me minimalist. he's joined thier cause that sucks the tit of the nanny state.

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F-hollywood

fuck hollywood

Dan - ya wanna watch Jay Leno?

Ben - What?! F-hollywood! They look down on everybody!

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mud island

a rare, yet massive pile of poo that fills the toilet until there is an island of poo exposed to the air in the bowl.

also an entertainment area of memphis tn.

Jimmy - i just left mud island in the bathroom

Cindy - What?

Jimmy - Go look.

Cindy - Oh My God! that is a pile of shit in there, you are sick!

Jimmy - Not any more.

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