The Bird Killer

One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.

"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"

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