Whearty

Usually referred to as the best lookin’ cock in the northeast

Wow baby, I didn’t know you had a Whearty, it’s beautiful

Philism

The purest of pure bollocks. A series of random words are fed into a slot machine of a brain, an individual pulls the lever by initiating a dialogue, and, in return, receives a story that bears no relation to any form of reality. An inane practice heavily influenced by dog walking.

Individual, "Did you see Coca Cola's shares have plummeted over the course of the euros". Philism, "Well I actually met the founder of Coca Cola on the planet Saturn in 2311, and he told me that the next big thing would be laceless shoes".

A Phil Peter’s

To talk so much bollocks that others around can’t help but get wrapped up in said bollocks

“I invented google but I forgot to claim that I invented google, and somebody else stole my idea.”

“That’s such a Phil Peter’s pile of bullshit”

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