Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

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Christopher Pessibus

Another popular modern explorer from Argentina, who like Cristiano Columbus, has explored a lot of small countries like Hong Kong, Guatemala, Haiti, Bolivia and popularised football there with his penalties (though he missed some).

Christopher Pessibus is a potential explorer who can compete with Cristiano Columbus.

Mpaypal

A turtle from France, best known for playing in Farmers league in an attempt to become a billionaire and escape big teams in LaLiga. His fans claim the world cup in Qatar to be rigged, but they don't want to accept the fact that Mpaypal is a pen merchant.

Mpaypal will overtake Elon Musk, I see.

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