Netflix and chill

Clever ploy for getting a member of the opposite sex back to your apartment. This innocent proposition usually leads to dry humping and eventual penatration.

I invited Kate over for Netflix and Chill, had her in the bedroom within an hour

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Three point glasses

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

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Slope joint

Racist term for a Chinese restaurant

I'm gonna hit up that new slope joint for lunch, heard their rangoons are amazing

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it

Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.

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