Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.

Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

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French Shower

To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.

Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet

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ITYF

Acronym for 'I think you'll find'
Because sometimes FYI just isn't irritating and smug enough.

"FYI the dress code in this office is for ties to worn to all meetings"
"ITYF it is normal to dress-down on dress-down Fridays"

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Badgerdon

(noun) A lazy person,

From the mammal of the late Jurassic and ancestor of the modern badgers.
This noble animal became extinct due to its excessive hibernation period.

"Get up you Badgerdon! you'll be late for work!"

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-eeeeeepop

Suffix indicating infinity repetitions. Mostly used as a means of winning an argument.

The 'eee' part indicates the increasingly high pitched sound of a word or phrase being repeated over and over.

The 'pop' indicates that the word or phrase has broken the sound barrier.

-You smell like a tart's hankerchief
-You smell worse
-You smell worse-eeeeeepop
-Damn

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badgeridoo

(noun) A human exhibiting badgerlike qualities.

A two tone head, a fierce warning growl and a hairy back are all features of the breed.

"My husband refuses to share food and makes stange noises at night, I fear he might be a badgeridoo"

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Bowlful of wrong

Something very bad or wrong.
Coined by Larry David on 'Curb your Enthusiasm'

"My daughter shaved her head today to look like Britney Spears"
"That's a bowlful of wrong"

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