dirty whore

The dirty whore is a female who seeks male attention, and whose mood is directly proportional to the amount of attention received or denied. She sees herself in competition with other girls and is undiscriminating in her selection of sexual partner. The dirty whore wears revealing clothing and suffers from low self-esteem.

After her metrosexual boyfriend refused to defile her in the shit-stained bathroom of a fraternity bar, the dirty whore became enraged and sought other sources of sexual fulfillment. Using the pheromones emanating from her menstruating vagina, only nominally sheathed by a thin veil of cum-covered neon fabric, the dirty whore sought to siphon attention away from other sluts competing for the attention of nearby carbon-based life forms possessing a penis and pulse.

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