trusay

What the French say to the German army when it invades.

Mon ami...trusay?

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blinkage

A nervous tic of the eyelid.

You could tell from Bill's blinkage that he was lying about never having sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky.

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bumrush

What happens to a street punk and gansta wannabe in the shower on his first day in prison.

Jerome, aka: Killa-J, was gayly welcomed into the brotherhood of fellow inmates in a ceremony called bumrush.

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fob

To ignore rudely.

Don't fob me off when I'm talking to you, pinhead.

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halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

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chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

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frosted

To be or cause to be severely annoyed to the point of wanting to commit mayhem.

When Hillary got elected, it really frosted my balls and chapped my ass.

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