A failing or inoperative automatic transmission.
When asked by the service technician at the garage if his automobile transmission was a stick shift, Bubba, having just attained a GED, replied, "No, problematic."
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A 1970's term for farting, derived from the sound a wet bedsheet makes when ripped.
Man...roll the windows down, I'm gonna ripoff a juicer.
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A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.
Yerleena...lookit Bubba...Omar-the-tent-maker!
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The "I'm available for sex" signal narcisistic weight lifters send; gender inspecific.
Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.
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Slang name for erectile dysfunction. (See definition for dick splint for cure)
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
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A superlative for asshole.
Burchell, a.k.a. "assrhoid", left a trail of ruined careers where ever he went.
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The reiteration of expletives to serve the interest of comprehension for the recipient and catharsis for the speaker.
She didn't just cuss me once, she got recursive on my ass.
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