Combinded Federal Campaign

The collateral duty assigned to whoever the commanding officer is most pissed at. Combinded Federal Campaign = United Way Campaign.

Fuck me to tears...second year in a row the Captain put me in charge of the Combined Federal Campaign.

1👍 6👎

kielbasa breath

Afflicted with phallitosis.

Yo, kielbasa breath, brush your teeth after dating or step back a few feet to continue this conversation.

7👍 7👎

ass rash

A real or ficticious condition afflicting a hot-tempered person. Used as an excused for mean-spirited remarks or action.

Watch out for Ken...he's got an ass rash and is gonna be hard to get along with today.

10👍 10👎

sack up

To gather up one's courage for a daunting task.

Sargeant Bohannon shrieked at Private Entwhistle, "Sack up, you panty-wearing dipstick...bayonet practice may save your life...now lunge, thrust, stick and twist...repeat...

367👍 80👎

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

5👍 8👎

twangbang

A country and western shagfest.

Tammy went to Nashville knowing she'd have to twangbang the staff at Horseshoe Records, Inc. in order to have her demo heard.

4👍 4👎

pisser

A word used in mock earnest to indicate grave misfortune.

I read in the Boston Globe that Senator Kennedy has a prostate the size of a grapefruit...now ain't that a pisser!

171👍 83👎