spermafrost

The layers of ejaculate that build up in the carpet adjacent to a computer with internet access.

Put down plastic lining so you don't get a spermafrost build up and lose your cleaning deposit.

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hanks break

The act of pausing a Tom Hanks Movie in order to crank one out, therefore releasing the nervous energy created by watching such a talented Actor.

"It took me 7 1/2 hours to get through Saving Private Ryan, just one Hanks Break after another"