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Fantabuloso

Much like fantastic, but more "fantabuloso"

A man walks into a bar, fantabuloso!

by Harry m8s December 12, 2016

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Joke lol m8

world?

Once upon a time there lived a chief who liked to listen to stories. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller.

"Our Chief will give many presents to the man who will tell him the longest story in the world and make him laugh."

The servants shouted in the streets. Many people came to the chief and told him very long stories. They tried to make him laugh. But nobody could do that. The chief always said, "That is not the longest story and there is nothing to laugh at."

Once a boy came to the chief and said, "Oh, my Chief, let me try to tell you the longest story in the world and make you laugh."

"Now what can you tell us about your Mogambo?" he asked.

"Oh, my Chief, he not only ate, but drank too, so he drank and then he ate and he ate and he ate."

The story-teller said louder and louder, "and he ate and he ate and he ate."

The chief looked at the boy and began to laugh.

"Well, my boy, your story is the longest in the world! Have a rest now! Stop!"

And the young story-teller stopped his story, got many presents from the chief, climbed up on a camel and rode away with these words: "And he ate, and he ate, and he ate"

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Woahhh its's a joke lol m8

by Harry m8s December 12, 2016


ED hague

oggg some yoo! swag m8 fill da beast!!!!!!

oh spit dats ed hague

by Harry m8s March 1, 2017

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Robbie Rotten

He has a tumor, every like is a prayer

#cancer #macmillan #We are number one

Robbie Rotten

by Harry m8s December 28, 2016

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Cabbage face

The feeling you get when you watch Sickly movies... Like twilight

Hey y da cabbage face

by Harry m8s December 13, 2016


Beecher Special

A certain kind of erotic manoeuvre, involving heavy use of Tribal Music as audial foreplay.

Girl: Are you ready for your Beecher Special tonight? 😏😏😏

Boy: Ooh yes, let me prepare the indigenous melodies.

by Harry m8s October 23, 2020