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Hamble

To cripple a dog by cutting out the balls of its feet.

Historically performed on dogs to stop them chasing deer.

"Jefferson the unbalanced mailman, finally snapped one day: His arrest for criminal assault with intent to hamble a cocker spaniel made the evening news"

by Harry the Hambler August 14, 2009

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Waple

A person who possesses little to no IT literacy, but insists they know what they are talking about on the subject.

A Waple is the bane of every IT departments lives, often changing things that they have no right to change & then expecting the IT department to sort the problems that invariably arise.

"When Tim decided to setup his own 3g network inside a portacabin, with parts he bought from the local mobile phone shop, he proved his ineptitude when asking it to be connected to the companies secure network, that Tim is such a Waple"

by Harry the Hambler November 9, 2009

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