Harry

Harry is normally a small shithead who eats dog food for breakfast, tho he has no dog. Harry is normally sexually unactive so usually goes for animals of prostitutes. Harry is usually a covid carrying diseased fuck face, so dont go near him. Their search history is, well, you dont even want to know about that...

Man Harry your breath stinks of dog food

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Mr. Wang Noodle

Mr Wang Noodle is a chinese shop, soon to be opened by Mr. Joe Cartwright on Ireland, i would advise you not to go to this chinese shop, and if your in the area you should definitely go to the newly opened Indian curry house, opened by Mr. Hamil Habiib Habab. Mr. Wang Noodle is going to be owned by Mr. Joe Cartwright, who has been prisonised for kidnapping and abusing children, and im pretty sure he wont stop.

Hello it is I Hamil Habiib Habab, come to my Indian curry house, not that dog eating, kiddy fiddling fuckface Mr. Wang Noodle

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