Nip It In The Balls

To effectively and extremely painfully put an end to a problem before it grows worse.

Sam "Hey I heard you got stacy pregnant."

Tim "Oh that issue I had to Nip It In The Balls by pushing her down a flight of stairs"

Sam "Is she Ok?"

Tim "Not at all Sam, Not at all"

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WWAJD

Abbreviation of What would a Jew do. If you are in a heated situation and don't know what to do, think what would a Jew do.The answer of course being civil litigation,accounting, and/or becoming whiny.

Tony Danza "I'm stuck on this problem and have no sure fire method of solving it"

Ryu from Street Fighter " You have to ask yourself WWAJD"

Tony Danza "Do you think its strange that a prominent sitcom actor from the 80's and a fictional videogame character are engaged in a conversation?"

Ryu from Street fighter "No stranger than asking yourself WWAJD"

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