teletubbies

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!

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bathtubbin'

Hanging out with your friends in a bathtub.

We were going bathtubbin' last night.

cooky

Engrish spelling of cookie.

Milk and cookys.

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lil fella

The male part.

My boyfriend pulled out his junk and called it his lil fella.

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oompa doompa

Toilet plunger.

Bob came out with the oompa doompa stuck to his knee like a pirate leg.

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rude bits

Things that are usually covered up by clothing. Located between the legs.

Damn, Bob! Put those rude bits away!

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woonkle

The male organ a.k.a. willy

"What's that?"
"A woonkle."
"Oh."

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