Jasper High School

A school in the suburbs of Dallas which contains horny as shit teens who vape and do all types of shit in the bathrooms. Moreover, the high asian population leads to a massive weeabo population where guys talk about fucking body pillow waifus. But the most infamous trait of all is Jasper's relentless barrage of homework that fucks its students in the ass daily. Students often say "im gunna try something different" and proceed to not do homework for a single day. The next thing they know, their GPA tanks and the teacher's dick is balls deep in their ass.

-Bro, I wanna kill myself right now, there's so much homework! My teachers are all deciding to fuck us at the same time by assigning 5 projects right before semester exams!
-Wow, you must go to Jasper High School!

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Morgan Freemaned

When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.

- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?

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