busketti

What fucktards call spaghetti.

Fucktard: "Mommy, can I have some more busketti?"

Mommy: "STFU fucktard."

13👍 21👎

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

13👍 11👎

sevening

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to smorning.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this sevening.

5👍 15👎

Vision

The derivative of basking in the reflections of the mirror of the mind.

Vision: To see within, or without.

52👍 36👎

The Meaning Of Life

Feed.

By every definiton of the word.

The Meaning Of Life: You will be feed for that which you've fed.

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Metalocalypse

Easily the funniest adult-oriented cartoon ever made. Pure genius. Praise be to the boys of Dethklok.

If Metalocalypse doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

499👍 109👎

expecially

Ignorance. Nuff said.

Yo yo yo, hook me up wid anutha chicken leg dog. Coodat. Chicken is da shit, yo... expecially wit wottamelon. Nommsayin? Bet.

126👍 77👎