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Superbouncing is a glitch in Halo 2 that, if done properly, causes the player to 'bounce' to an extreme height. 'Bungie', the game's developer, claims it's a glitch and unintentional, but many superbouncers believe otherwise. Whether intentional or accidental, superbouncing is an art.
Superbounces require that the player "crouch" or "charge" underneath slanted areas of the map that, when crouched under, the player releases the crouch button. If the player's character remains crouched on the screen after having released the crouch button, then the player is able to perform a superbounce.
(Note: Some bounces can be done without a crouch, but the probability is extremely low...)
After having crouched, the player must stay in motion, else the 'charge' is lost, forcing the player to find another crouch spot. Hitting the crouch button after having crouched will also kill the charge.
Every map in Halo 2 contains countless possible bounce locations, including the Campaign maps. To perform a superbounce, you need to find a place to walk or jump from that is taller than you are. Landing on edges and corners is your best bet. If you press the start button and go into your friends list, then back out again, for just a split second you'll be able to see the grid lines in the map. Landing on these lines is another great way to achieve a superbounce.
It helps to hold forward while beginning your jump over an edge. "Tapping" is another term used to describe in-air tactics, where the player taps in a certain direction before landing, sometimes tapping forward for the entire duration of the bounce.
"Double", "triple", "quad", or "chain" bounces can be performed in this way, either by tapping forward a few times before landing on an edge, or by holding forward for the duration of the flight. Hitting the landing surface at a specific angle can determine whether you make it or break it.
There are many different ways to achieve a superbounce, 'Partner Bouncing' being just one example, where two players work as a team. To learn more about superbouncing, Google the word "superbounce" and check out some of the great vids that the superbouncing community has painstakingly made for you.
You just might find yourself addicted.
Setting: Custom game
Noob: "Whoah! How'd you get up there?"
Bouncer: "I bounced."
Noob: "Sweet! Can you teach me to superbounce?"
Bouncer: *cringe* *wince*
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To parents:
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and you only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
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Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"
You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
15๐ 23๐
Nintendo is the label used by the parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
There is no known cure.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your responsibilities?"
You: "It's not a Nintendo, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be out looking for a job! I can't get you to stop playing Nintendo long enough to do a damned thing around here! You only come out when you're hungry and then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that online GameBox Live thing so you can sit around playing your Nintendos all day! What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room. I'm fed up to HERE with it."
9๐ 20๐
To parents:
Nintendo is the label used by parents of old school gamers in reference to absolutely any device that they consider to be a 'videogame'.
Mom: "When are you gonna turn off that damned Nintendo and start taking care of your family?"
You: *sigh* "It's an XBOX 360 mom, how many times do I have to-"
Mom: "Whatever. You sit around playing games all day long when you SHOULD be taking care of that screaming kid! You're in there playing Nintendo all day long and only come out when you're hungry enough to eat! And then you vanish back to your bedroom! You're 32 years old. When are you gonna start acting like-..."
You: "......OH you BITCH! Fucken noob combo motherfff-..."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "...huh? MOOOOOOOMMM...! You're distracting the hell outta me, damnit!"
Mom: "I PAY for that Xbox Live so you can sit around playing Nintendo all day? What is this, a joke?"
You: "....OOOOOH! YEAH, BITCH! TEABAG!"
Mom: "WHAT?!"
You: "Nuthin... talkin' to them..."
Mom: "Anyway, go tell your wife that dinner's ready. And clean up your damn room."
You: "........"
Mom: "Clean up your damn room!"
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