Proximus

A proximus is a very long parallel unit of length that is on behalf of another very long parallel unit of length.

I forgot to bring my yardstick so I brought an proximus instead

Conuerism

Verb; Conuerism is the act of making a problem seem to difficult and big, or making it seem to small and worthless, and by doing that, negatively affects multiple people.

I wish that today wasn’t such a big Conuerism.