Brainable is someone who's so smart/sexy/funny you'd like to do them -- at least metaphysically, anyway, 'cause frankly they're so awesome that it would seem weird to actually do them, like, you know like having sex with Santa or Abraham Lincoln or something.
Ex.) Carl Sagan is totally brainable.
See also, Tina Fey, Kristen Schaal, Jon Stewart.
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