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A human who puts on 3 sticks of lip-stick every morning.
The girl thought she was hideous so she put on some pink, red, and orange lip-stick to look good. Then her friends called her a Lip-stick Junkie.
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(a) An exclamation of intense or uncontrolled delight; (b) A greeting between two or more people; (c) A word that may be uttered in situations where nothing else can be thought of to say
(a) Person #1 - "What did you do last night after you left my house?" Person #2 - I went over to a girl's place, played rook, made popcorn, and had sex with her and two of her closest friends. KINNUCAN'S!"
(b) Person #44 - "Hey, Joe! Whut up G!" Person #65 - "Kinnucan's dude!" Person #44 - "Kinnucan's!"
(c) Female #38 - "I had an affair last night with him. In fact, he and I have been seeing each other for months, without your ever knowing. What I'm trying to say is I want a divorce." Male #471 (dumbfounded) - "Kinnucan's."
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An attractive female.
Male #1 - "Look at the girl over there. She is incredibly hot!"
Male #2 - "Yes, I would bend her over a hard, wooden park bench, she's such a strippin' frisbee."
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A person who is believed to have an IQ of a rock on this Earth. Meaning they are stupid.
Rick: Yo James
James: *awkwardly stares at Rick*
Rick: Uh, hello James are you gonna respond?
James: *Still is on complete silence*
Rick: Oh that's right, James is an Egg head. Oops
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