Bag of Chips

That one guy at the party (sometimes drunk) who acts way too cool for his own good. He usually has huge muscles, to compensate for his small penis, and wears obscenely tight shirts to show them off. He has a deep voice and occasionally joins a conversation to try and sound deep, but fails, making himself sound like an idiot. People like to make fun of him behind his back, often using the "far out" gesture made by turning your hand into a telephone by closing you fist and extending only the pinky finger and thumb and rotating at the wrist, to represent him so as not to let the Bag of Chips know you are talking about them.

Jennifer: Do you see that guy at the chip bowl?

Sarah: Yeah. Did he try talking to you about the rain forest too?

Jennifer: Yeah. Then he told me how often he works out.... Total Bag of Chips... *hand gesture*

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