Blow Jays

Proper name of Toronto Blue Jays.

Blow Jays suck!
Go Bosox! Go Yankees!

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V.I.C.

Yet another sidekick of Soulja Boy, who happens to be a half-assed crapper. Will never last for long; just an one-hit wonder and an attention seeker.

Sadly, they are the future of new hip-hop...

V.I.C.: Get Silly...

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Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

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Jojo

(n.) Celebrity, countable

A teenyslut who is ascended from hell, bound to destroy every young children's souls who are destined to become the next upright & talented stars (not like Avril Lavigne, Macauculay Culkin, Gwen Stefani or Zac Efron). Made a high school dropout just before debuting as a singer at an age of 13~15. Keeps herself too busy touting her Guccis and overpriced shits while other girls are dying hard obeying parents' orders. Became a jailbait after her immediate success of her crapsongs. Currently working on her way becoming a superslut, only to be rivalled by Miley Cyrus, Jamie Lynn Spears and more.

On Radio: Jojo's instant-hit songs include "Get Out", "A Little too Late" and "Baby It's You" (featuring now-screwed Bow Wow)

Average listener: Aww, fuck! Turn off this damn song! Ahh!

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Linkin Dork

A derogatory term for a Linkin Park fan.

Dork: Yah! I luv teh nu linkin park cd Minutes to Midnight! Yo K, lisn to tehr nu soun trak "Bleed it Out"!

Fellow idiots: Yah! Sw33t!

Dork (with her friends):
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out
I've opened up these scars
I'll make you face this
I've pulled myself so far
I'll make you, face, this, nawwwwww!!!!

Average Listener: STFU u Linkin Dork! What's the fucking big deal of this you faggots!

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Nexon

A illicit drug that is mixed with dried dog meat, dried kimchi, ground tobacco and white chalk powder. Imported illegally from South Korea, it is popular with lifeless gamers, koreanophiles and hippies who are worn from usual dose of marijuana.

Ingredients:

20 g dried dog meat
10 g dried kimchi, grounded or whole
5 g dried tobacco
1 g white chalk powder
any white paper for wrapping (2 cm * 6 cm works the best)

1. Grind the pieces of dog meat, kimchi and dried tobacco together in a mixer for 30 seconds.

2. Carefully sprinkle the chalk powders evenly around the mix.

3. Wrap the paper around the mix in a cigarette-style roll.

4. Enjoy!


Gamer: Whoa, I got high after having a dose of Nexon when I finished playing Maplestory.

DAMN YOU!

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Lil' Wayne

Shitty rapper who can only be rivalled by Akon, Kanye West, Soulja Boy, Diddy and even Vanilla Ice. Known for stealing lyrics from living artists and ghost writers, having a fugly look and obsessed with his homoerotic affection toward Ca$h Money kingpin Birdman and other fellows around him. Truly, he is one of the forefounders of hip-hop slaughter.

Lil' Wayne: OK, start with straight shots and then pop bottles,
Pour it on the models,
Shut up bitch, swallow,
If you can't swallow,
Shut up bitch, gargle...

Average Listener/ Critic/ Hip-hop fanatic: STFU! Fucking rhymeless, cock-sucking swagger jacker!

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