robocop

1: A movie that spanned 3 sequels, with the 3rd one being the worst. 2: A cyborg part-man, part-machine, all cop, and capable to destroy the shit out of the terminator, and turn the T-800 into scrap metal pieces. 3: One of the late 80's best hits, even better than the first or second Terminator movies. 4: Former police officer murdered by a ruthless gang of druglords and brought back as OCP's greatest crime fighters, was temporarily disabled by a lameass dog terminator and later able to re-assemble himself with the best technology to totally obliterate Skynet and the Terminators. 5: All around kickass movie made in 1987

1: The man whose name was Alex Murphy was resurrected as the ass-woopin, Terminator-killing, crime-fighting cyborg named RoboCop.

2: As the Terminators looked about for threats in the ruins of Los Angeles, they were atomized and turned to shitty junk metal by RoboCop.

3: RoboCop easily destroyed Skynet and the shitty-made Terminators, saving all of humanity.

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terminator

1: A movie that spanned 3 sequels with the first and third being the worst, and with a dead franchise.

2: A bunch of rusted metal bones with a shitty-ass processor, lame red eyes that don't scare even a baby, crappy ass robot wrongfully defined as a cyborg as it only uses living tissue to look like a human. It got the shit ripped out of itself by one of the coolest cyborgs named RoboCop, and unlike RoboCop, it can easily be destroyed by vaporizing its CPU or its power supply.

3: A bunch of junk metal parts joined together by some wires, bad quality hydraulic pistons, and incapable of intelligence or good use by humanity.

Unlike RoboCop, it is not a Cyborg, it is not lame, it is easy to program and make it do stupid shit, It sucks ass compared to RoboCop (who kicks ass and kicked its ass in the RVT comic with Robocop destroy both it and Skynet), and it is not a bunch of walking pieces of junk metal.

4: A movie in which part 1 and 3 were lame and shitty (with the first being somewhat more decent than the third because it had Linda Hamilton) and in which the third movie made no sense and the abilities of the female T-X were extremely overdone and lame, totally sending the already shitty Terminator franchise to its total and final collapse. And a movie whos franchise (unlike RoboCop's) totally died with no hopes of return...

1: " Arnold Shwarzenneger used to be a decent actor when he played the Terminator, but became a fuckin' liar and a shitty ass politician when he sided with the corrupt and dishonest Republican Party. His meaningless and dishonest gratitude to the men and women in the military was yet one of his greatest and most offenssive insults ever recorded in history, as he has done nothing to stop the killing of innocent servicemembers and totally approves of George W. Bush wasting their lives..."

2: Terminator would easily get taken apart and turned into junk by RoboCop, unlike RoboCop, the terminator is meaningless and lame like its dead and nonexistent franchise.

3: RoboCop would turn the Terminator into scrap metal any day of the week, and move on to destroy Skynet too...

4: THE TERMINATOR AND THE TERMINATOR FRANCHISE IS FUCKIN DEAD, WHY DON'T YOU TERMINATOR FANS DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR AND JUST QUIT TRASHING ROBOCOP AND ADMIT THAT THE TERMINATOR GOT ITS ASS WHOOPED BY ROBOCOP?!?! ROBOCOP LIVES, AND WILL CONTINUE LIVING, HENCE WHY HE IS CALLED THE "FUTURE" OF LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THE "FUTURE" SAVIOR OF MANKIND. AND ARNOLD CAN NEVER BE ROBOCOP, ROBOCOP IS COOLER AND NEWER THAN THE TERMINATOR!!!

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