Erin

Absolutely without a doubt the most perfect girl in the entire omniverse. Erin is the most intelligent, beautiful, splendid, spectacular, fantastic, amazing, awesome, and supreme goddess in all the omniverse. If you have her then you ought to keep her.

Boy# 1: Is that Erin?
Boy# 2: Yup. She's perfect.

Xyken

Retarded impulsive irrational thinker. Literally is a piece of human trash. Everyone fucking hates him and he's not funny.

Xyken is a piece of shit. I hate him and he's Hella unfunny.