Cancer Cookie

Those perfect looking soft sugar cookies that you can find at many US based grocery stores. They are called Cancer Cookies because in order to achieve their perfectly consistent flavor and appearance, they are made strictly from top secret chemicals. The chemicals are know to cause cancer, therefore these sugar cookies are dubbed "Cancer Cookies".

- Person 1: "I love eating these Cancer Cookies."
- Person 2: "It really has never tasted better to be terminal."