Iras

perfection, the prime definition of masculinity and capitalism, a perfect spcimen in a speciesifjd

does +10 damage to Turks with his hair of spike tendril
can defeat his teachers with one belly flop (like all americans an 'Iras' morbidly obese)

Man 1: yooo, look at that Iras
Man 2: we are unholy in comparison to him why god why must you present us this beautiful