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The Rising Sun

The name of Imperial Japan's flag, you might be asking yourself "this simple of a definition? wow you're a dumbass" And to that my friend no no I'll be explaining why there was an outrage of the Rising Sun in the Tokyo Olympics it's due to the fact that The Rising Sun is seen as an Asian Nazi sign as Hitler never invaded Asia (apart from the Soviet Union but it's in both Europe and Asia so I'll count it but not as much as other Asian countries such as China or India) but Japan did committing terrible atrocities against innocent people (I'll admit that other countries also did this but to a lesser extent) See Raping of Nanking or Japanese War Crimes both found on Wikipedia for more.

Person 1: Man, The Rising Sun is a better flag then the new Japanese flag I wish they would just bring it back
Person 2: The fuck? It's Asian Nazi symbol you fucking Nazi.

by Have I told you the story of E June 23, 2022


Bird

Bird is the word

Person 1: Have you heard?
Person 2: Heard what?
Person 1: BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD

by Have I told you the story of E July 14, 2022


Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022


M3 Lee

The M3 Lee was a medium tank in the US army after realizing they needed better tanks and the demand from the UK for mediums tanks was also a factor, but despite what people say like "Oh my God M3 Lee sucks!!!111!!1!ONE1!!1!!1" The M3 Lee could hold its own despite its flaws in armor and other factors.

Person 1: OMG M3 LEE SUCKS!!!!!!!111!!1!!ONE!!1!!1!
Person 2: skill issue lmao

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022


Weeaboo

A person that doesn't know what Japan did (nor other Asian countries)

Weeaboo: UWU I love Japan!!! they are so KaWaIi
Person 2: what the f-

by Have I told you the story of E June 23, 2022


MAUS

The largest and most armored tank in history made by Nazi Germany although never used in combat
A book about the horrors of the Holocaust represented by animals such as mice, pigs, and cats.

1: Yo bro you heard of the Maus?
2: Yeah, would have been a waste of recourses for Nazi Germany anyway the Tiger was better.

1: Have you read Maus?
2: Yeah, pretty good book ngl

by Have I told you the story of E May 25, 2022


Japan

A country that won't fucking apologize for its war crimes and PAIED AMERICA to not talk about it.

Media: Ha ha Germany goes Heil Hitler heil Hitler!
Italy: Phew luckily, I was shit in the war, why are you sweating Japan?
Japan: No reason at all heh heh.

by Have I told you the story of E June 23, 2022