BM

An acronym meaning Boatswain's Mate in the Navy or Bowel Movement, no wait, they're the same thing.

Man that BM3 Johnson is a real piece of shite.

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2 pound fly

Wrapping your testicles around the shaft of your penis, making it resemble the eyes of a large fly.

If Blake tries to show you a 2 pound fly, just look away.

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